Sunday, November 25, 2007

I Miss Jack...


Do you see these children, enjoying their lunch and BEER? Do you notice there is an enormous plate of phallic sausages of every skin tone on the planet? And the little boy in the middle is the one who seems to savor the sweet juices of his wiener the most. The little girls look like sausage is so old hat to them. "Been there, done that. Couldn't we have some soup or something?!" I guess I just see the sexual innuendos in everything. I can't believe this restaurant actually hands out these postcards with your bill. I actually snorted with hysteria when I first saw this. It does not make me want to order the sausage and sauerkraut platter. It looks like an ad for kiddie porn at Club Kielbasa. Makes me think of Audrey in European Vacation when she utters, "I miss Jack", when her server slaps a plate of bratwurst in front of her. I'm such a dirty, dirty mama...Just have cock on the brain I guess..

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