...your titties are way too big when the little hook that holds your leotard up around your neck springs open and flops down in the middle of Ballet/Tumbling with 4 and 5 year-olds.... Thank God I had the common sense to wear a ginormous sports bra underneath. Had I not, I suspect there might be many more daddies taking their daughters to dance class next week. Gotta' go change so the same thing doesn't happen in Teen/Adult class. Could be scary exposing teenagers to my cans, even if they're covered by a layer of Spandex. Which reminds me, guess what Sophie and Isabella informed me of daily in Hawaii whenever I had a bikini on?
"Mom, you have really big CANS!"
or "Your cans are going to fall out of that top!"
or "Mommy, you have huge cans!"
From the mouths of babes......
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