I Spell Like I'm Drunk, I Know

Whatever you do as a parent, please, PLEASE encourage your kids to take typing in high school. My mom tried to insist but I knew so much better. What a dumbass I was. So as you read my posts, before you assume I'm as dumb as Courtney Love (now THAT bitch can't spell!!), just know I type with maybe three fingers and I have to look at the damn keyboard. Pathetic. I reread some of my posts and know there are plenty of typos..No typing class and a pot of coffee make me as steady as Michael J. Fox...Oh, I know I'm going to HELL for that bit. Don't worry, I'm keeping a tally and it's growing....